Ultima Thule

Anglik zatrzymal sie w hotelu w Polsce. Dzwoni do recepcji i mówi:
- Two tea to room two.
A recepcjonistka:
- Sramtaramtamtam

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"My face in the mirror tells me it's not surprise that I'm
pushing the stone up the hill of failure"

hahahahaha, no normalnie padłem ;D

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Rasta Application and Interview

Name: Deportee Dread Ama Baka Yaad from Farin
Age: I man no count birtday
Date of birth: Mi sey Rasta noh deal wid dem tings mon
Address: uppa di hills a Wesmorlan
Tel No.: I man no participate in di Babylon system
Marital Status: single married
No. of children: I an I hav nuff common law wit 21 lickle soljas a run roun' di island Occupation: Sell Jelly coconut pan Spanish town road and gunja outta mi kitchen winda
Company Name: I man nuh keep company, yuh nuh seeit
Present position: Mi like di lizard lap position, but mi open to any adda position.
Avergae monthly income: depends pan di season n' di demands fi di weed, sometimes business slow an ting.
Credit Reference: Mor' Fyah!!! I man no deal wit credit... strictly up front dollas a do it.
Unsecured Overdraft limit: Chat H'english.... A wha di rass dat mean?
Secured Overdraft limit: Mi seh yuh fi chat English.
Personal loan amount: Tony owe mi bout 40gran... a gwine buss im claut when mi buck im up... watch mi an im.
Monthly payment: Ask Tony... cause a monts now mi nuh si not a cent fram im.
No. Of Payments outstanding: Yuh def!! Mi sey Tony nuh gi mi back mi money so all a it outstanding!!!
Mortgage Loan amount: Mi nah pay mortgage fi mi zinc shed.... is I man buil'dat.
Monthly Payment: yuh come back a ask di same foolishness.
No. Of monthly payment outstanding: is wha' do dis ooman? MI SEY TONY NUH PAY MI YET!!!

Dobre, choć nei ukrywam że Zooropę znacznie bardziej zroumiałem